भान्छा ह्यान्ड वाइपहरू: भान्साको श्रृंखला हत्यारा

Dear Kitchen Warriors, it's time to put down that sticky bottle of cleaner and linty old rag - your new chore partner is now online! We're proud to introduce kitchen hand wipes for the following symptoms:

1. The stovetop that looks like an abstract painting after frying a steak

2. Coffee stains that are so stubborn they could qualify for cultural heritage

3. Mysterious refrigerator stains that always show up when guests visit

Why make kitchen hand wipes?

One day Tony in R&D had an epiphany while mopping up a splatter of fried chicken grease: “It's been 50 years since man landed on the moon, why does it take three bottles of cleaner + two hours to wipe down an oven?” So we decided to invent something that makes kitchen cleaning as easy as ripping open a potato chip package.

The superpowers (yes, we call it magic) of kitchen hand wipes

Grease Instant Migration

Peanut butter smeared bear just ran away? Wipe it down and the evidence of your crime disappears in seconds. The secret is a “why didn't I think of that” stain-removing factor that makes even bacon grease surrender.

GENTLER THAN A BABY'S BUTT

Never worry again about a cleaner making your stainless steel sink cry (don't ask us how we know). The pH level is gentle enough to rub the leaves of your succulents - although we don't recommend it.

Eco-friendly enough to put big trees to shame

Raw materials come from bagasse and coffee grounds, which turn into compost when buried in the soil for 2 months. Sneak peek: If your neighbor's compost bin is lusher than yours, this could be the secret weapon.

Social Terrorist Efficient Cleaning

Restaurant backroom guy's real test: what was a 45-minute cleaning process is now a 20-minute process while humming a song. Bosses take note - employees may have more time to swipe TikTok.

Human Confusion Design Awards

Anti-retardant packaging

No more “tear open the package → wipes gush out → you kneel on the ground to pick up” tragedies. The one-handed closure is designed so that even the cat that always knocks over the glass of water at home can operate it.

Schrödinger's Humidity

Wipes the stovetop wet and full, but wipes the hands quickly dry and non-sticky. Physics professors are still working on this principle, which we call the “Law of Conservation of Domestic Pleasure”.

Soulful praise from users of

“Since using kitchen hand wipes, my kitchen floor is finally not a sticky ‘chip trap’ anymore!” --Dave

who was crippled by corn chips for 3 years "Now the kids are scrambling to wipe the table with kitchen hand wipes, probably because they think it's a game of 'destroy the alien slime.' " --Mom Sarah who finally got a hot cup of coffee

“Restaurant regulars ask me if I got a new oven, but really I just finally cleaned the glass doors...” -Luigi, the Italian chef who doesn't want to admit he used to be sloppy

Serious Disclaimer (Pretend we're serious)

While this cloth looks like the Swiss Army Knife of the kitchen world, do not use it in the following scenarios:

Wipe your boyfriend's gamepad (unless you want to start a war)

Use it as a makeshift face mask (even though the Lab Lady has secretly tried it)

Wipe your dog's paws (they'll think it's a new (they'll think it's a new toy and hide it under the couch)